Chiquita Banana Obama

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
judith-johns
cosmos-rose

what she says: I am fine

what she means: The career of nursing is sincerely making me doubt my ability to be truly ethical and compassionate woman because on one hand I appreciate and honor the philosophy of caregiving but on the other I will always be a handmaid of a corporatist machine called American Health Care whose very lifespan depends on the exploitation of sub-optimal resources, unsafe practices (including definitional racism and obvious classism), and the tired, abused bodies of moderately educated women.

puzzledshrike
the-real-numbers-deactivated202

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

The balls on this guy

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

Anyway we need more of these people

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

cerothenull

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

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kelssiel

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

wait what